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Dance Moms, Look away now.

Firstborn briefly attended ballet school. Actually, it was a ‘conservatoire’ let us pause for a minute to embrace the supreme scent of wankery in that title. (British noun: conservatoire; plural noun: conservatoires) 1. a college for the study of classical music or other arts, typically in the continental European tradition. “she studies piano and violin… Read More Dance Moms, Look away now.

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I do solemnly swear..

Hi, I’m Patch, Sindy’s little sister. I’m here to tell you a few things, you won’t find in this blog, and some you will. I’m a brownie guide, so I’m absolutely trustworthy. Ok, so my weird, “everyone look to the right” sidelong glances are a little creepy, but nobody’s perfect. Writey’s list of Wrongs 1.… Read More I do solemnly swear..